Mighty Torso

Best pickup line overheard: In a crowded bar, Alice squeezed by a rather large fellow (think Asian version of Bloodsport's Ray Jackson) who looked her up and down and said "Feel that, oh yea, I have a mighty torso." Encouraged by her guffaw, he followed up by shouting the length of the bar: "Myspace! Jackson777... JackSUN like sun is shining!" By the end of the night he had a very red face. When we left, we had to again squeeze by him and I was worried he would resume his courtship, but at this point he was leaning on the bar, massaging his eyes with his fists, ready for bed.